Subject: You know you're from Vermont when....

You know you are from VT when........

1. You only have 3 spices-salt, pepper and ketchup
2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
3. Mosquitoes have landing lights
4. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car
5. You have 10 favorite recipes for venison
6. Aubuchon Hardware is busier on any given Saturday than a toy store at 
Christmas
7. You live in a house with no front steps and the front door is 3 feet 
above the ground
8. You have been trick or treating in a blizzard
9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in
with 
snow
10. You think everyone from the city has an accent
11. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown with
only 
8 buttons.
12. You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car
13. At least twice a year your kitchen doubles as a food processing
plant
14. Most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun
15. You get your snow blower stuck on the roof
16. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday (well isn't
it)?
17. You frequently clean the grease off your barbecue to keep the bears
from 
prowling on your deck
18. You know which leaves make good toilet paper
19. You have kept food cold by putting on the back porch
20. The mayor greets you on the street by your first name
21. There is only one shopping plaza in town
22. You find -20F a little chilly
23. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze
24. You attend a formal event in your best clothes and finest jewelry
and 
snowmobile boots
25. You play road hockey on skates.
26. Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.
27. You know the 4 seasons-almost winter, winter, still winter and 
construction
28. The town buys a zamboni before a bus
29. You actually get these jokes and forward them to your VT friends.